Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
