Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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