Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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