i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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