I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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