That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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