There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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