Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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