That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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