I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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