You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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