Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
The uberlube is also flammable
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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