Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
