people are starting to question the shark bite story
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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