I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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