Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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