Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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