I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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