We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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