My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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