she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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