Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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