I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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