My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
there is glitter all over my balls
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