that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I think my moral compass just broke
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