That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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