i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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