New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
