Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I checked into jail on foursquare
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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