so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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