just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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