Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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