at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
