thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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