She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
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guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm bleeding and have questions
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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