You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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