never play flip cup with pint glasses
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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