She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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