I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
