She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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