Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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