so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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