dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
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Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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