Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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