He asked me if I "almost moaned"
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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