I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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