so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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