dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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