Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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