honey bunches of taint.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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