I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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