Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Randomize
