So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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