Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Randomize
