Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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