haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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