My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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