Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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