My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
