you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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