what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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