so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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